That's OK about being a yankee. I married a Buckeye from Ohio. I only live 20 miles from Black House and ride there as often as possible. Still getting my wife accustomed to the mud holes and the rock climbing. My sons purchased me a rear jump seat for the prowler so they could ride with my wife and I when they visit, one lives in Michigan and the other in Knoxville, TN. Also have map of Black House not really detail but will suffice.