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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-14-2011, 11:36 AM Thread Starter
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The Truth About Drinking (a glass of wine)

A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
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amen to that
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Also Darwin"s theory of evolution fits in here. Drinking alcohol kills brain cells therefore the strongest cells survive leaving us smarter after drinking than before.
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I am defiantly smarter after drinking. And defiantly a smart ass while drinking. Win win?
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I am defiantly smarter after drinking. And defiantly a smart ass while drinking. Win win?
I can defiantly feel the effects of dead brain cells after drinking had to quit almost killed them all Sure was fun tho
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I cannot take it like I used to either,,out of practice maybe ..beer for me ,, as far as water being unhealthy ,,there is a city close to me that is getting a lot of bad mail through the newpaper wanting the city to not drill in the ground close to the industries for water that is a underground water source because of the threat of the industries waste seeping into this water supply,,
I will take bottle water with me when shopping in this city and not drink water at cafes if they do drill for this water.. what are they thinking?
the industries is a paper mill and aluminum plant..
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i'l drink to that........
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